3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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