Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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