Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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