whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i just sent this text using only my big toe
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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