Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
It was like getting head from an anaconda
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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