haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
