What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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