Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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