and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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