How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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