Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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