i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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