whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Dick very happy bro
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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