He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
barbara walters just said penis...
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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