Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
