Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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