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i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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