People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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