it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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