Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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