i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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