Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
too bad you live with your parents still
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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