How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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