i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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