You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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