Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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