Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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