You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
What a dumb baby whore.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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