This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sober January is a disaster.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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