There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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