Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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