Whod you bang
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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