Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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