I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Randomize
