found the other keg... it's in the tree
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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