I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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