FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Randomize
