It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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