If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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