Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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