Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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