what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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