I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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