So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
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My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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