just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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