Having a random hookup so left but love u
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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