so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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