Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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