yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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