i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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