Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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