I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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