i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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