I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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