roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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