No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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