Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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