if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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