Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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