I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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Sext me about skeletons
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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