Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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