C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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