Small penises have feelings too.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
he high fived his dick after we had sex
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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